Sabon labarin mu mai suna yadda nake a gindin malaminmu Mun samu daga shagon Awaisu drogba, yaron da ya san sirrin manyan mata. Shege mai tafki ruwa tsakanin cinyoyinsa yadda nake a gindin malaminmu daga bakinsa
Malama Saratu Hannafi, malamar turanci a makarantarmu, irin mace ce mai bakar fata, amma tana da kyau bakar kyau. Malama Saratu doguwa ce kuma tana da kiba, misali.
Idan ana maganar kayan marmari da kayan marmari, Saratu ta yi kyau a wannan filin, domin tana da matsatsin nonuwa: nonuwanta sun yi girma sai ka sa rigar nono don matse su, sai ka ga suna motsi idan tana tafiya ko motsi. Domin akwai wata rana da muka yi wani maudu’i mai suna Spelling words da turanci, sai malam Saratu ta ce -Decagon-Nonagon- sai ‘yan ajin su maimaita, kuma ni dan iska ne na gaske, domin duk ranar da malami ya zo ajinmu, sai in koma kujerar gaba in zauna, domin na ji dadin kallon nonon Saratu. A cikin wannan darasin, lokacin da malamin ya ce -Nonagon-, na ce da ƙarfi – nonon ku – ta ce Nonagon – na ce nono. Da malamin ya gane cewa ba na faɗi daidai ba, sai ta zo wurina ta ce, “Ka ce -Nonagon-“. Na kuma ce ” nonon ku”. Ta sake maimaita min tace ” nonon ki”. Sai Monitor namu wanda abokina ne ya ce da Malam, “Anty wannan fa, haka bakinsa yake” ta ce “0k”. Ko da bata sani ba, wawa ce kawai.
Yadda na kai kasan malaminmu 1
Na manta ban gaya muku kyawun jikin malamin ba. Na rantse azzakarin Saratu girman farji babba ne, farji mai budaddiyar gefe, domin kugunta ya kai akalla inci daya da rabi, wani ya matse shi, kullum ji nake kamar na kusa tabawa in gudu, amma na ba shi dama. Bakin rijiya ba wasa ba ne ga makaho, haka ni da sauran dalibai muke kallo mu yi hakuri.
Shi ya sa a kullum nake tunanin yadda nake zaune a gindin malamar mu Saratu, na yi ta kowace hanya, ko ya dace, amma abin ya ci tura, malamar tana rungumar biredi mai laushi da laushi, yadda aka jera biredi a cikin wandonta, tana tafiya sai ta ga Bum-bubul da wani mangarau, barawon nan yana gogawa dayan goga kamar ana dukansa a cikin ruwa.
Kar ki bani labari mai tsawo, amma akwai ranar da na ga idon malamin. Kasan gindinta da doguwar sumar wando jajaye tana huci tana tashi tana faduwa kamar ana numfashi. Yadda abin ya faru, malam yana magana kadan kamar yadda ta saba a lokacin da take koyarwa, ta zo mana tana koyarwa, har ta dan dakata ta yi bayani don dalibai su fahimta, ran nan na fi kowa fahimtar darasin. Domin kuwa akasin haka ne biro dina ya fadi a gefen gindinta, jakar uba!! Da na tsugunna sai ya shiga daji, sai naji kamar an lullube shi, sai kawai na mayar da fuskata ga mahaifina, sai na sami karyewar kai, muka lullube shi da rawani da jajayen wando.
Yadda na kai kasan malamin mu part 2
Saratu ta ga duk abin da ke faruwa, don idan ta dawo za ta kara wuce mu, sai ta tambaye ni, “Aminu me ya sa ka fadi, ko ba ka da lafiya?” Na ce “Biro dina ne ya fado kasa – na tsugunna don dauko shi”. Tace “Na ga kin kwanta”. Nace wallahi malam na zame. Tace “toh Amin, ki kula da kasan ajin ku.” Taci gaba.
Bayan sun gama darasin malam Saratu ta tashi ta tafi gida, a ranta tace babba yaro ya gano abinda yafi dacewa dashi. Hannu ta d’aga ta tabe saman kai ta saki k’arfi hmmmmmm. Ta ce: Ya Ubangiji ka nuna mini ranar da gindina zai sha har sai ya ƙoshi.
Malama Saratu mace ce mai tsananin kishi. Shi yasa malam yakan rufe gindinta da yatsa cikin dare. Idan ta buga yatsa sai ta dora yatsa a kai, sai yatsanta ya kumbura ya fito kamar kurajen Duri.
Yadda na kai kasan malaminmu 2
Na ga wani karamin yaro, amma babban, dogon gashi kuma mai kauri, gashi na ya yi sira sosai saboda wanzami ya yanke shi kamar fensir. A duk lokacin da na yi tunanin yadda nake a gindin malaminmu, malama Saratu kullum tana shagaltuwa da tunanin wanda zai taimake ta.
Ina cikin wannan hali na kwadayin Duri. Na je gidansu abokina Lawan, na neme shi, mu je wani waje.
Na shiga gidan kamar kullum ina kiran sunan lawan.
Ashe yar uwarsu Lawan ce, Atika ita kadai a gida tana bubbuga jakinta, tazo wajena. Nima na yiwa gidan kallon tsuntsu, ban ma yi bankwana da harin ba.
Atika ta rufe baki da hannunta tace wallahi bari na ci abinci idan baki ci ba wallahi nima zan yi kuka.
Wannan lamari ne mai wahala. Na bude idona sai na kalli guntun guntun Atika, gajarta ce amma akwai manya-manyan nonuwa da gashi, kasan akwai gashi, amma Atika zata yi kyau.
Na kalleta nace “Atika ina wannan ne, ba sai kice ki kirani nan gaba ba”.
Tace jahilci bakaji dadi ba.
K’arar Atika ne ke tashi a d’akin, tana tura manyan nononta sai katon azzakarinta na bugawa a gindinta, tace “uwwshh!! uwwwwww”. Lokacin da nake tunanin Legas, ina can bakin kofar birni, ina shiga da surutu. Wani lokaci na ciro farji na in koma ciki da karfi. A haka na zauna a gindin soro naji dadi.
Na je neman abokina, amma ban same shi ba. Sai na koma gida na yi tunanin wannan abincin mai dadi.
Washe gari da karfe bakwai da rabi na shirya na yi breakfast, na nufi makaranta don kar in makara.
Amma tunanina na yadda na zauna a gindin mahaifiyarmu Saratu yana cikin jikina, domin ina kwana da shi, ina son ranar da zan iya taba nonon nan mai albarka.
Tunani ya dauke ni, me ya sa ba ta kiran sunana *Aminu – Aminu – Aminu *. Banyi tunanin haka ba sai naji wani girgiza naji a tsorace naji wata karamar murya tana cewa “Aminu baka da lafiya baka ji ina magana”
ka san ko ita wacece??????????????????
Wallahi malama Saratu ce, na juyo na ga wacece mai wannan muryar, sai idona ya nuna min saratu, hannu ya matse idona na bude, gaskia itace.
Tace “me ya sameka”
Nace “Umm…um.. ba komai.”
tace “yau zaki tafi school da wuri.”
Na ce “zan_-assign_-ne_ dalili”
Ja baba-nan,!!! Ashe a tunanina manyan nonuwana sun cika da wando, ina tafiya sai ta haukace. Madam Sarah ma ta gani tana kallonta kamar bata ga komai ba.
Tace “Aminu_bayan_tashi_kagani_ a office ina nemanka”.
Nace “Malam lafiya?”
Tace “gwajinka ya fada da yawa, bana son gwadawa”.
Abinda na fada mata kenan.
Bayan na tashi a makaranta, kamar yadda malamina ya umarta, na tafi ofishinta don amsa umarninta.
Na shiga nace sannu, ta amsa “shigo ki zauna akan kujera”.
Yadda na kai kasan malamin mu kashi na karshe
Na shiga, zama ke da wuya. Malam Saratu ta ce, “Aminu ka sani na san komai game da kai, kawai na rabu da kai ne, don ba na son dukan maza.
Amma ka ga yadda nake dukan mata? Inji Malam.
Nace “Eh”
Saratu ta tashi daga zaune ta zo wurina ta ce, “Kanaji yana da guntun zuciya ko?”
Kafin in bude baki nayi magana, Saratu ta fara shafa min kayana. Ta dawo ta fara sumbata. Nan take ta fara nishi “ashh!! uwwshh!!”
Ina mamakin yadda zan kasance a gindin malamar mu Saratu.
Washhhh! Nayi matukar farin ciki da katantanwa suka yi ta rarrafe a kaina, kafin in lumshe ido na fita hayyacina, na fara kuka da girgiza, kan kujera.
A haka na daga hannu na sanya a tsakanin nonon malam. Da k’yar aka kunna malam ta saki wani nishi mai zafi “ishhhhh!! asshhhhh!” yayin da ta fiddo harshenta tana lasar bakinta. Ban ankara ba Burata na waje.
Malam Saratu ta saka kaciyar ta a cikin bakinta sai dan guntun ta ya shiga bakinta, tsuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttstttstst ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. tsawa, “Ahhhhhhhhh, Malami_-Zan mutu-”
Ni ma na dage ina taba manyan nonon malam.
Yadda na kai kasan malaminmu na karshe
Sarat ta mik’e ta nufi tebirin rubutu ta watsar da takardun. Haba, ta sauka daga kan ta, bum din uba! Yanzu fa gindinta ya bayyana, don bata sa komai a ciki, bangarenta akwai tudu a tsakiya akwai guntun gashi a tsakiya, babu gashi ko kwalla. Ta ce, “Me kike kallo, ki shiga mana”.
Ka tashi ka kashe ni. Cikin mintuna goma sha biyar, gaba daya naji haushin malam.
Domin na ja kujerar gaba na daidaita da guntun, harshena ya fara lasa samanta, na dora lebena na tsotse shi, na jika, na sauka na tsotsa, na manne bakin harshena a kasa, idan ya shiga bakina sai na ciro shi, na mayar. Malama har cikin kukan farin ciki take tana turo gindinta a gabana nacigaba da sha.
Ta ce, “Ka ci, na ji dumi da zarar ka sumbace ni.”
Don Allah kar a zarge ni da yadda nake bin malaminmu, domin umarninta kawai nake bi.
A haka na kamo cinyoyin malamin nan masu laushi suna rame, na gyara su na jawo su da kyar. Na ce mata ta saurari kidan ta, wadda take kamar rijiya, ta isa birnin Landan. Na fara buga mata gwatso kif-kif-kif mai-fat wufuwf subur-bur caf. Burata ta dinka mata safa da safa a gindinta. Muka cika ofishin da ihu. Malam ya ce, “Yawwa-yawwa-yawwa-Amenu” kawai ya soka cikin ciki, ciki yana bukata.
Sai gumi na ke zubo min da naushi da naushi na gutsoo kif-kif-kif. Sai ruwa ya watsa mata, naci gaba da tura ta amma na tabbatar na koshi na cika mata ruwa, sannan na gangaro.
Malama Saratu tace maki 40 a jarabawarki.
Tun kafin ka rubuta jarrabawar, za ka ci 60 ko 100.
kuma idan kun ci gaba da koren sha’awa, to kowane lokaci za ku zama lamba ɗaya a cikin aji.
Yadda nake mafarki yadda nake a gindin malaminmu Saratu ta tabbata domin na yanka kayan lambu da kyau.
